There’s an accident involving a buss full of nuns and they all die.

They all get to heaven and try to get in but at the door There’s St. Peter and tells them “Calm down sisters! Please Line up and answer my question”:

Lets see.... Sister Maria… Have you ever touched a penis? Hehehehe, well, it was only one time…. With the tip of my finger. St. Peter replies “Okay, put your finger into the holy water and come in”.

Now lets see… Sister Ines… Have you ever touched a penis? Well; Yes! But I only grabbed it with my left hand. St. Peter replies “Okay, place your left hand into the holy water and come in”.

Suddenly, fuss is going on and one of the nuns is pushing herself through the rest and gets to the front on the line.

St. Peter says: “what’s the fuss about my children?”

Look!! Your Holiness, if I’m going to gargle with that water, I want to do it now, before Sister Beatriz deeps her ass in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!